Oh and here is something

Absolute bottom 50 commandments.

1. I AM THE LORD THY GOD. Thou shalt have no other jealously insecure cloud-dwelling superheroes before me.
2. Thou shalt not create graven images of any pre-teen hotties named Mary, to whom, at some later date, I may opt to slip a celestial roofie and knock up.
3. Thou shalt remember and keep the Sabbath day, lest holy broadcasts of professional football go unwatched.
4. Thou shalt honor first the lamb, and be blessed with mad yarn.
5. Thou shalt honor thy messenger Moses, lest thy face be molested by ravenous beard fleas.
6. Thou shalt not abort any "rape baby" unto whom I have bestowed divinely hideous deformities.
7. Speaking of which, thou shalt not laugh at retards.
8. Thou shalt not assume I give a crap about thy bills, dreams, or daughter's Leukemia.
9. Thou shalt not fear the reaper, dude.
10. Thou shalt not hock lugies from the summit of Mt. Sinai.

Find the rest here: Chickenhead