Monday, January 14, 2008

Miscellaneous thoughts during Human Sexuality.

Man, this guy is totally sweating everywhere. I hope he doesn't fling it on me...Fuck, what is that smell?

That kid just compared a vasectomy to abortion...How did he come up with that?

Hehe..penis....hehehe..

God I hate this class already. People suck.

Haha..my vagina is a hostile enviroment for sperm. Kind of like a war zone..little machine guns and razor wire everywhere...hahahaha.

Man, I wish he'd stop talking about circumcision...

Why do couples call each other "baby"? That has to be the lamest endearment ever. Oh man it drives me nuts..I wish they'd stop talking...Christ.

Wanna go home, wanna go home, wanna go home, wanna go home...

Huh. I wonder what kind of trouble I would get into if I stabbed this guy in the neck with my pen...Hahaha go all Joe Pesci on him..How is he still sweating? It is so not hot in here. Maybe he's nervous about something...maybe he's getting excited because we're talking about penises..oh man I wish I could scoot my chair back. Sweat is dripping down his back. Ewwww.

This class would be so much better if like, 95% of the people in it dropped.

Hehe...he said penis again..hehe....oh! testicles! hahahahaha.

My stomach is totally growling...I hope nobody hears it..

Man...I already knew most of this stuff...I should've just stayed home today. I want some cookies.

Oh thank god it's over. I need a cigarette.

Okay, these bitches seriously have no reason to stand in the aisle and chitchat. MOVE!

Fuck, I hate all of these people.

And there you have it.






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